Nobody does it better than me !

[billhill999]

Earlier on a 15 minute coffee break, I went down outside 2 stories to the smoking area to smoke an entire cigarette, took a massive dookie the size of Montana, brewed up a cup of coffee, logged on the 'net to check the scores from the early games, and still made it back to my cubicle with one minute to spare.

Plain and simple, I rock.

 

[Hookandcrook+]

That's the problem, your is a cubicle,

 

[WorldNumberOne]

got my vote for employee of the month...

 

[donkeybucks]

No cocktail in the time you had heading back to the cube?

Disapointed.

 

[soonerdawg1]

until you can go into the john and take a shit while smoking and rubbing one out to the roughly drawn vagina on the wall without getting caught, you ain't got shit on me

 

[wvafan3]

until you can go into the john and take a shit while smoking and rubbing one out to the roughly drawn vagina on the wall without getting caught, you ain't got shit on me

 

[NyMets609]

sooner is carrying this place.

 

[mplastered]

With what? Both of his hands are busy.